A Day in the Life of a Female U.S. Senator

A female senator’s standard uniformIf you haven’t heard, Men Got Us Into The Shutdown, Women Got Us Out of It. In light of this news, I thought now would be a good time to review a female senator’s standard daily schedule:

5am – Pack lunches
6am – Zumba (goodbye, thunder thighs!)
8am – Negotiate the reopening of the United States government
1pm – Change tampon
3pm – Pick kids up from school
5pm – Make dinner
7pm – Lead family in evening meditation
8pm – Knit sweaters for disabled youth
10pm – Fulfill husband’s sexual fantasies
10:05pm – Sweet dreams

All in a day’s work! 

Photo by Looking Glass

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