The pleasure of escapist porn

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This is my cum shot.

You guys, I am so into porn.

No, not the sad cum-on–your-face variety.

I’m talking AIRBNB LISTINGS.

I’m talking Instagram accounts that show me LIFE IN THE HUDSON VALLEY. (Red Cottage Rentals I’m looking at you.)

I am so into this shit.

In some ways, the pleasure of selecting a cabin to rent in Phoenicia, NY this summer was the peak experience in and of itself. I hope staying there will be nice. But it almost doesn’t matter. Gazing at the photos, imagining mornings on the screened in porch with a mug of tea, conjuring nights gazing up at the sky full of stars — I’m not sure it gets any better than that.

We all have our own form of escapism. Mine just happens to involve exquisite depictions of artful life in beautiful natural surroundings.

What’s your porn?

P.S. I learned on Airbnb this morning that (a) you can stay in the Ewok Village and (b) it’s apparently right outside Atlanta. Who knew?

Photo above via Red Cottage RentalsRed Cottage Rentals

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